My dad just sent me this joke.
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about nakedwomen. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
This teaser trailer for 2012 is great. I love the visual of the sea and mountains. You can check out the full trailer at whowillsurvive2012.com
I hate horror movies but I love this genre.
Shawn and I have been photoshopping our friend Jimmy on random bodies for years as an inside joke. Today, Someone else joins us in this adventure and makes a video. UNREAL.
Some photos that Shawn and I have done: lumberjackman.com
