iamelliotjames asked:
Would you rather eat a tube of colgate breathe strips toothpaste or drink a liter of scope wintergreen mint mouthwash. Choose wisely.
Mouthwash, because I can chug it!… and I would be drunk from it while dealing with the stomach ache. There is something terrifying about trying to swallow thick ass toothpaste whilst throwing up a thick worm like goo. Brb gotta go brush my teeth…